WARNING: The LT28 code name MechX is an exceedingly powerful Japanese-inspired white LED watch. White LED color watches are incredibly rare when compared to the traditional blue, red, or green LED watches. What's more, white LED watches command a higher black market resale value in principal crime havens like the Laughing Man Atoll. Another reason why the LT28 is so sought after is because of its Plutonium powered watch battery. Only micro-nuclear power for confinement systems through a Reverse Richards Fission Process (named after Dr Reed Richards) can generate the correct power level to activate the white LED's. But once they're activated--OH BOY!
- Item # CVTI-LT28
- Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The LT28 comes in its own Adamantium-14 casing. The use of Adamantium-14 over traditional Adamantium is required as a result of the MechX's highly unstable nature and the possibility for it to collapse upon itself and perpetuate a Black Sholes-type Black Hole and ultimately undermine the world's financial markets not to mention the very fabric of Space and Time. This watch's recent release coincides with the discovery of Adamantium-14, where previously there were only 13 allotropes, by Darkseid's chief materials scientist, Masanori Ota. Dr Ota managed the feat by bombarding the Adamantium content of one of Wolverine's clipped fingernails with rho-omicron radiation. The MechX aside from being highly reactive also allows its wearer the following five weapons systems:
- Telepulsion Punch (aka Proton Punch) - energy bolts from fists!
- Cosmo-Arrows (aka Gundamage Darts) - edged projectiles released from the shins
- Double Shaft (aka Spartan Javelin) - twin Cosmic arrows that slice galaxies!
- Pulsar Cannon (aka Chest Cannon) - torpedoes from the torso!
- Eye Blaster Rifle (aka Laser Eyes) - think X-Men Cyclops but times a gajillion!
MechX owners might include: Thomas Anderson aka Neo, Mary Anne Evans aka George Eliot, DJ Cerla aka Floorfilla, Jenna Marie Massoli aka Jenna Jameson, Glenn Bolton aka Daddy-O, and YOU! So order yours today before they're all snapped up by the Ferengi! Brought to by your online merchants of cool - Chinavasion.
At a Glance... - Perfect gift for Hipsters and 80s-ers
- Rare White LED
- Japanese Watch
- 10x Price Resale Potential
- Popular amongst Tokyo teens
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