Echo One Over....crackle...-one over, Badger One transmission failing repeat, Echo One, request nuke coordinates...and so it begins. The beginning of the end. Welcome to the watch you'll be wearing as you fight against your fellow humans in a last ditch effort to ward off the invading swarm. The Zerg Overlord Japanese Style LED Watch from the 26th century which gives its wearer Starship Trooper like tenacity, give them hell mind zen, and South Korean SC multitasking skillz. Oh and by the way you'll start doing everything for the lulz and why not since life is short and who knows you may be impaled by an insectoid alien race tomorrow.
You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes, even though The Zerg Overlord represents nuclear launch detected design and World Invasion style with its "look ma I can mouseclick over 400 times per minute" holographic numerals like Leia asking for Obi Wan's help (by the way Alec Guinness, what "genuine class" he had), this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!
Tap the single button on the right hand side and watch the LED screen come to life like it's 28 Days Later and you're walking the streets in a raw bacon suit. The Zerg Overlord comes with time and date mode and a single action button for display (quick press) and setting adjustment (press and hold).
In fact, this watch will be standard issue when the end comes. Everyone will be handed a Zerg Overlord Japanese Inspired Watch, an M16 (AK47 in non-US countries) and the following pep talk:
"Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!"
Jung Woo Seo and Johnny Rico are said to be Zerg Overlord owners as are DJ Nume and Kaori Muraji. In reality this watch is perfect for anyone who has ever had to take a stand against the tyranny of the workplace and give them hell. If you enjoy a friendly game of Othello on weekends, if you ever owned a Rubik's Snake as a kid, or pumped endless quarters into Commando also called The Wolf of the Battlefield afterschool at the arcade in the 80s then this watch is for you.
Just google "Japanese LED Watch" to see how much these timepieces sell for online. Notice how they normally retail for close to 20x the price we're selling them for. Even if you don't intend on buying one for yourself, stock your online store with these headturning watches to lock in some amazing profits! Brought to you by the leader in direct from China wholesale electronics - Chinavasion.
At a Glance... - Not a wristwatch, but a neck timepiece
- Blue-ish LED numerals
- Great resale item!
- Dog Tag Style
- Usually sells for over 100 USD!
Hi Dropshippers! Please get your sample orders in now. In 60 days this item will be sold in 8 MOQ bundles. Have a nice day. .
