Introducing our most WTF watch to date: The Grim Pilgrim from star date 1620, the anniversary of the arrival of the USS Mayflower on the planet LV-426 (yes I said planet LV-426, google it if you're not familiar with this ahem benign planet) which gives its wearer terrifying psionic ability and the answer to the age old question "What's the sound of one hand clapping?"
You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes, even though The Grim Pilgrim represents cutting edge emo design and globetrotting gothic style with its "she's got eyes of the bluest skies" LED numerals and hell bent for leather look wrist bands like a heavy metal hero bent on smashing The Seven Seals, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!
Tap the single button on the right hand side and watch the dot matrix screen come to life like zombies chowing down on a bunch of Spring Break party-ers. The Grim Pilgrim comes with time and date mode and a single action button for display (quick press) and setting adjustment (press and hold).
In fact, when you start wearing this watch, you will be able to crush people's brains with your brain like Professor X does. True, he's never actually crushed someone's brain but he would if you made fun of his lisp. The Grim Pilgrim will also allow you to go back and forth across the river Styx without needing to pay the ferryman, but most importantly and what you've all be waiting for...upon wearing The Grim Pilgrim, you will instantly understand what the sound of one hand clapping is. No! Certainly not. You need to buy the watch to find out. Well okay if you promise to buy the watch I will tell you. Here goes:
Didi: What's the sound of one hand clapping? Gogo: (Slaps Didi in the face with his left hand. Same hand that is wearing The Grim Pilgrim watch.) Didi: (Instantly becomes enlightened.)
Mr "I'm A Loser" Bek David Campbell and Uncle Rico are said to be Grim Pilgrim owners as are Cameron Frye and Michael Anthony Hall. In reality this watch is perfect for anyone who has ever DM'ed a Dungeons and Dragon campaign over IRC, people who love Doritos, fans of the Real Roxanne, or anybody who is a somebody.
Just google "Japanese LED Watch" to see how much these timepieces sell for online. Notice how they normally retail for close to 20x the price we're selling them for. Even if you don't intend on buying one for yourself, stock your online store with these headturning watches to lock in some amazing profits! Brought to you by the leader in direct from China wholesale electronics - Chinavasion.
At a Glance... - Sweet Child O Mine Blue LED's
- Extra power when backhanding someone in the Facebook!
- One button time display and set function
- Normally sells for around USD200!
- Perfect Heavy Metal accessory
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