Go to TOP

This product is out of stock, and not coming back.
It may have been replaced by a newer version, see replacement/alternatives listed below.

print Print

Gold Samurai Japanese Style LED Watch

Gold Samurai LED Watch


Product code: CVTI-LT45

 
Gold Samurai LED Watch
Left
This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do This watch not only tells time  it tells Time what to do
Right
 
 
.
Gold Samurai LED Watch
Gold Samurai LED Watch
$6.93 
.
The Iron Samurai, the watch that started it all. Then came the Ice Samurai. Like bottled blood rage best served cold. Next was the Iron Geisha, because beauty is indeed a cruel mistress. And just when we all believed that the heights of power had indeed been scaled, comes a timepiece to dwarf everything that has come before it and shadow everything yet to be seen. His name is...wait, if it is your habit human to read words aloud please discontinue immediately for to speak its name aloud would bring about misfortunate of unfathomable epicness...The Gold Samurai. Yes, indeed. Bow. Now. And while bowing, you do well to quiver. Yes. Bow and quiver. Like an arrow.

Encircle your wrist with the Gold Samurai if you dare, a timepiece from Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch alternate reality universe, which gives its wearer both omniscience AND omnipotence in such an unexpected way that it will literally blow your mind!

You mean this watch really tells time? HAHAHAHAHA foolish mortal, this watch not only tells time, it tells Time what to do! All the Immortals such as Time, Death, and Beauty are its servants. Coelescing Dark Matter design with Super String style articulated through pavoninus colored LED numerals and iso-auric casing, it's look calls to mind the exodus of the two remaining inhabitants of planet Gensis: Evo and his wife Adma. The two crewman boarded a ship and hyperjumped across multiple timeverses to escape the Gold Samurai-led scourge in its quest for total universal domination. But I disgress dear reader...yes this watch will tell you when your 30 minutes on the treadmill are up.

Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the screen light up like the heavens when your beef with the Gods will be bottled no more! Tap the bottom button to make the numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, the top row represents hour information, while the bottom row represents minutes information. In date mode, top and bottom represent month and day.

(Another artifact that promises omniscience and omnipotence?! How trite.) Hush your mouth mere mortal for you know not what forces you insult with your puny intelligence. The tale of the Gold Samurai is only known to two individuals. One is the current Architect of the Matrix, as told to him by his father before him. The other is Meina Gladstone (Google please).

The tale begins...

The parable of The Matrix, though portraying the struggle of Machine vs Man, was really about a battle of supreme intelligences as documented in Dan Simmon's Hyperion Cantos. In the HC books, we read of the battle between The Technocore (an Artificial Intelligence Consortium) and their battle with an even greater non-machine intelligence which lives in the Void, aptly referred to as the "Lions and Tigers and Bears" (think Borg vs Species 8472).

In their attempt to defeat the LTB (once again, Lions, Tigers, Bears, not to be confused with BLT which stands for Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato), the Technocore assigned their chief reality engineer Dr. Helmut Bakaitis (whose grandson would become the first Matrix architect) to begin work on an Ultimate Intelligence.

Dr. Bakaitis' work involved creating separate layers of reality, realities within realities if you will, where the laws of physics are rendered baseless. It is during one such an experiment involving a reality within a reality within a reality, the Sucker Punch alternative reality of Giant Samurai Robots came to life. And with it, the most powerfully destructive being came into being: The Gold Samurai. With the broad sweep of his golden sword, the Gold Samurai was able to disembowel realities from within and within a nanosecond he was unleashed into our world.

That's when the world domination activities began. The first thing The Gold Samurai did was destroy his creators and then he went on the destroy the LTB and then anything and everything that stood in its way. Fast forward several hundred years, Evo and Adma escaped to what is now Earth with a very important device that prevents the Gold Samurai from ever finding Earth: his golden sword in watch form stolen from the dark lord while he was meditating.

Now it is in your hands mere mortal.

World Galaxian champion Aart van Vliet is said to be a Gold Samurai owner, as is legendary emcee Rakim. In reality this watch is perfect for all true members of Anonymous and anyone who is a somebody. Brought to you by the leader in direct from China wholesale electronics - Chinavasion.

At a Glance...
  • Pavoninus colored LED's
  • Time and Date function
  • Top row for hours display
  • Bottom row for minutes display
  • Normally sells for around USD200!
.

Hi Dropshippers! Please get your sample orders in now. In 60 days this item will be sold in 5 MOQ bundles. Have a nice day.

Manufacturer Specifications
  • Main Function: Japanese-inspired Blue LED digital watch
  • Screen: Top and bottom row LED lights for time and date display
  • Bracelet:
    - Color: Iso-auric Metallica
    - Material: Iso-auric Metallica
    - Length: ~ 180 mm with 18 segments for wrist adjustment
  • Clasp: Exclusive fold over lock design
  • Function Buttons (right-side):
    - Top (hour and date display + select)
    - Button (change mode)
  • Settings: Time, Date, Year
  • Power: CR2016 (x1) pre-installed
  • Manufacturer Ref: MW8472MTRXRLZ


Product Notes
  • Similar LED watches sell on the Internet for over 20x the Chinavasion price, simply google "Japanese LED Watch" to see for yourself.
  • Press the top button to display the time on demand.
  • This watch is not waterproof


Package Contents
  • Japanese LED Watch
  • User Manual - English
  • Attractive Gift Box



FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
  • How do I change the time and date on this watch?
    Press the lower button on the right side of the watch. This will cause the current setting to blink. Continue pressing the lower button until you arrive at the setting you want to change. Next, press the top button to change the information.
  • What type of batteries does this watch use?
    This Japanese LED watch uses a single CR2016 watch battery. Other names this type of battery goes by are button cell, silver button cell, or coin cell batteries.
  • How long will the batteries last?
    The batteries should last longer than with a normal watch since time and date information is only displayed when you want.
  • Is this a Tokyo Flash watch?
    No, it is better because it costs almost 1/20th the price of a Tokyo Flash watch and is also backed by Chinavasion's famous 12 month warranty.
  • You mentioned that this watch is perfect for all true members of Anonymous and anyone who is somebody. What if I don't belong to Anonymous?
    Perhaps you do and you're not aware it. Perhaps your life as you know it is just a huge neural simulation and you are merely a human battery powering a machine world within a human mind. Yeah like I said in the second paragraph. You 0. Blown Mind 1.


  • Comparing Products? Search Chinavasion For Alternative: CVIZ-LT61 (Bronze Samurai - Japanese Inspired Blue LED Watch)
.
Date Launched: Mar 18 2011
Goto TOP
Shop By Category 