Chairman Mao's Laptop Cooling Pad

Chairman Edition Laptop Cooling Pad with Mao’s Calligraphy. Sometimes you need cool laptops and cooler heads, even if you're a world leader in tech or politics.

Laptops, notebooks, search engine owners and Red Guards in a struggle session all share one common problem: overheating. After several hours of continuous use, even the most revolutionary laptop these days runs the danger of cooking its own hard drive like a bowl of Beijing fried noodles. Now there is a solution - Chairman Mao Ze Dong's Laptop Cooling Pad!

Chairman Mao's beautifully designed laptop cooling pad keeps your computer, your lap, and your revolutionary fervor running cool. Simply place your laptop on the cooling pad, connect the cooling pad to a free USB port on your computer, and you're free to continue emailing PDFs to your 'friends', reading your copy of The Little Red eBook, and watching The Red Detachment of Women on your computer. Twin heat sink fans begin working silently right away, sucking heat and counter-revolutionary sentiments away from the bottom of your laptop, cooling it, harmonizing it, reforming it through labor, and dissipating it safely. You will notice improvements in the performance of your computer immediately, as your laptop computer runs cooler, safer, and more ideologically correct.

Everyday functionality is matched by outstanding craftsmanship, beautiful design, and revolutionary zeal. The sturdy aluminum body of Mao's cooling pad supports the lightest netbooks and the heaviest laptops. An ergonomically-designed body lets you view your laptop screen easily and type comfortably. The best part of the design is of course the beautiful Chinese calligraphy - a poem composed by the Chairman himself!

With wide application and a stunning design, this laptop cooling pad is sure to be a hot seller. Cadres, Young Pioneers, the proletariat, and even Google employees all love this cooling pad! Order in bulk to enjoy greater savings and be the first among your capitalist competitors to distribute this amazing item to the masses. Available at an unbeatable price from your leader in revolutionary gadgets, Chinavasion.

At a Glance...

• Model CVFW-G61 Chairman Edition Laptop Cooling Pad with Mao’s Calligraphy
• Perfect for cooling laptops, notebooks, and netbooks
• Sturdy aluminum pad supports even the heaviest of laptops
• Low power consumption - straight from your computer's USB port
• Twin fans silently dissipate heat away from your laptop
• Ergonomic design makes typing more comfortable
• Guaranteed not to suck data from your laptop
• Chairman tested and approved

China Manufacturer Specifications

• Primary Function: Chairman Edition Laptop Cooling Pad with Mao’s Calligraphy
• Color: Black with white calligraphy
• Material: Aluminum
• Heat Sinks: Two silent heat sink fans
• Power Source: USB
• OS System: All
• Ports: One power input on left and right side for your convenience (only one required)
• Current: 0.16 A
• Voltage: 5V
• Fan Speed: 1,400 RPM
• Fan Lifespan: 30,000 hours
• Cooling Pad Dimensions (mm): 266 (L) x 327 (W) x 27 (H)
• Fan Diameter (mm): 77
• Manufacturer Ref: IU6Y0GDXFZ

Product Notes

• Authentic calligraphy reproduction of famous poem by Chairman Mao Ze Dong
• Power input ports on and left and right side for your convenience (only one required)
• Plug it in when you want to use it, unplug it when you're finished
• Soft corners won't scratch your table, desk, or legs

Package Contents

• Model CVFW-G61 Chairman Edition Laptop Cooling Pad with Mao’s Calligraphy
• USB power cable

FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

• What is the poem on the face of Mao's laptop cooling pad?
  The poem is "Qinyuanchun - Snow (沁园春 - 雪)", authored by Comrade Mao Ze Dong in 1936 and published in 1945 during Mao's peace talks with Chiang Kai Shek (Jiang Jie Shi). The calligraphy printed on the laptop is also Mao's own handwriting.
• What does the poem mean in English?
  The poem's English translation is:

North country scene, a hundred leagues locked in ice, a thousand leagues of whirling snow.
Both sides of the Great Wall, one single white immensity; The Yellow River's swift current, is stilled from end to end.
The mountains dance silver snakes, and the highlands charge like wax-hued elephants, vying with heaven in stature.
On a fine day, the land, clad in white, adorned in red, especially enchanting.

This land so rich in beauty,
Has made countless heroes bow in homage.
But alas! Qin Shi Huang and Han Wudi were lacking in literary grace; And Tang Taizong and Song Taizu had little poetry in their souls.
That proud son of Heaven, Genghis Khan, knew only shooting eagles, bow outstretched.
All are past and gone! For truly great men, look to this age alone.

• How do I power this laptop cooling pad? Does it need to plug into the wall? Does it need batteries?
  All you need to power this laptop cooling pad is a laptop. The included power cord connects the cooling pad to a USB port on your laptop. That's it!

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2010-01-16 14:12:07