Behold the Iron Geisha, a Japanese inspired red LED watch from the year 2918 aka The New Heian period which gives its wearer creative omnipotence and oneness with all that is by re-weaving every timeline that ever was, is, or will be.
You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though The Iron Geisha embodies Sakura style and Lotus design with its aortic red numerals encased in sapphic Shuriken steel like life lived in a glance and death met in a kiss, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!
Writer's Note: Sorry to interrupt your reading of this awesome product description written by...but of course, moi, but since we're on the subject I'd really like to once and for all, clear up a popular misconception: A geisha is not THAT type of girl. What type? THAT type. Historically, a geisha epitomizes the highest level of performing arts. And not THAT type of performing either. Oh jeez, grow up will ya?!
Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the screen light up like the syllables of a sacred sutra. Tap the bottom button to make the numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, the top row represents hour information, while the bottom row represents minutes information. In date mode, top and bottom represent month and day.
In fact, when you start wearing this watch you may find yourself with the power to free the infinite feminine within and all that you touch is transformed by the beauty you radiate. Withering flowers become infused with life once again. Angry co-workers come to an amiable agreement. The injured are able to dance though they were not able to dance before their injury. Yes, The Iron Geisha has been known to make deadbeat bloggers insightful and transform spammers into organic linkbuilding vegetarians.
Emma Pillsbury and Sailor Mercury are said to be Iron Geisha owners, as are Michelle Dockery and Joanne Froggatt for their sterling performance in Downton Abbey. In reality this watch is perfect for people who love listening to the Beatle's Eleanor Rigby, who feel sad about Naoko's demise in the film Norwegian Wood, and who insist on wearing argyle socks with running shoes. Lastly, if you cringe when you hear the words, "you go girl!" then this watch is for you.
Just google "Japanese LED Watch" to see how much these timepieces sell for online. Notice how they normally retail for close to 20x the price we're selling them for. Even if you don't intend on buying one for yourself, stock your online store with these headturning watches to lock in some amazing profits! Brought to you by the leader in direct from China wholesale electronics - Chinavasion.
At a Glance... - Crimson Red LED's
- Time and Date function
- Top row for hours display
- Bottom row for minutes display
- Normally sells for around USD200
