Chairman Edition Laptop Cooling Pad with Mao’s Calligraphy. Sometimes you need cool laptops and cooler heads, even if you're a world leader in tech or politics.
Laptops, notebooks, search engine owners and Red Guards in a struggle session all share one common problem: overheating. After several hours of continuous use, even the most revolutionary laptop these days runs the danger of cooking its own hard drive like a bowl of Beijing fried noodles. Now there is a solution - Chairman Mao Ze Dong's Laptop Cooling Pad!
Chairman Mao's beautifully designed laptop cooling pad keeps your computer, your lap, and your revolutionary fervor running cool. Simply place your laptop on the cooling pad, connect the cooling pad to a free USB port on your computer, and you're free to continue emailing PDFs to your 'friends', reading your copy of The Little Red eBook, and watching The Red Detachment of Women on your computer. Twin heat sink fans begin working silently right away, sucking heat and counter-revolutionary sentiments away from the bottom of your laptop, cooling it, harmonizing it, reforming it through labor, and dissipating it safely. You will notice improvements in the performance of your computer immediately, as your laptop computer runs cooler, safer, and more ideologically correct.
Everyday functionality is matched by outstanding craftsmanship, beautiful design, and revolutionary zeal. The sturdy aluminum body of Mao's cooling pad supports the lightest netbooks and the heaviest laptops. An ergonomically-designed body lets you view your laptop screen easily and type comfortably. The best part of the design is of course the beautiful Chinese calligraphy - a poem composed by the Chairman himself!
With wide application and a stunning design, this laptop cooling pad is sure to be a hot seller. Cadres, Young Pioneers, the proletariat, and even Google employees all love this cooling pad! Order in bulk to enjoy greater savings and be the first among your capitalist competitors to distribute this amazing item to the masses. Available at an unbeatable price from your leader in revolutionary gadgets, Chinavasion.
At a Glance...
- Model CVFW-G61 Chairman Edition Laptop Cooling Pad with Mao’s Calligraphy
- Perfect for cooling laptops, notebooks, and netbooks
- Sturdy aluminum pad supports even the heaviest of laptops
- Low power consumption - straight from your computer's USB port
- Twin fans silently dissipate heat away from your laptop
- Ergonomic design makes typing more comfortable
- Guaranteed not to suck data from your laptop
- Chairman tested and approved